I’m laughing so hard at everyone who hasn’t read tfios watching the “it’s a metaphor” clip and calling augustus a pretentious asshole because
yes he’s a pretentious asshole. that’s the whole point.
"You know, he used to tell me how wonderful you were. But, guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up. And that’s when the truth comes out."
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.